[PrinceJJ 1st Anniversary Contest] Day 9: JFU’s Kim Kyung Tak USB Doll
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Imagine that Jaejoong will tour your city and you were hired to be his language teacher. What are some of the phrases or sentences that you will teach him? (Please write it in English). We want to hear some interesting and funny answers. ^_^
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[Day 8] Kim Kyung Tak USB Doll winners are:
♪ Ella ♬
~ and ~
♬ Baeboorin ♩♪
Congratulations! These were the winning entries:
What important/significant thing/lesson has Jaejoong taught you?
Ella’s entry
Jaejoong taught me that even in suffering, there are lessons to be learned and blessings to be gained.
I don’t remember how I came across Jaejoong. What matters now is that I did. It was thanks to his advice of appreciating and finding joy in the smallest things, that I learned how to piece my heart back together. He taught me that even when there’s pain, by putting on a smile, you’ve already won half the battle. I guess you can say when I became a fan of Jaejoong, I learned how to open the doors to my own strength.
Baeboorin’s entry
Jaejoong became a singer from a tone-deaf: Dedication.
Jaejoong is humble despite his status: Sociability.
Jaejoong is there for friends in anguish: Compassion.
Jaejoong gives back wealth to the unfortunates: Empathy.
Jaejoong apologizes for himself, and for others’: Courage.
Jaejoong works with passion and loves with undying faith.
Jaejoong receives joy from the smallest and smiles from the silliest.
Jaejoong says, “Keep your head up, and keep an open mind”.
Simple words that forever echo by the ways they were exemplified.
So, who’s the true idol?
Jaejoong is.
And in Jaejoong, I learn.
Thank you, uri Kim Jaejoong.
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39 Comments
meichero
June 25, 2012I will teach him some simple sentences, like “Thank you”, because he always wants to thank all of his fans in the world, then “How are you” because he always care about his fans and want to know if his fans are okay or not okay, and “I Love You” . Because I know that Jaejoong loves to say ‘I Love You’ to his fans, because I know his love to his fans are so deep.
chensansan
June 25, 2012if jaejoong come to my country, i want to teach him to say “hello”, “how are you”, “i love you”, “thank you” and “my name is jaejoong”. i want him to say that sentences to his fans in my country.
shuheilove
June 25, 2012TG (Me): “Nice to meet you Mr. KIm”
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KJJ: “Nice to meet you too. Sory, I’m not fluent in spanish”
TG: “Don’t worry, I’m here to (love) ahem.. help you sir”
KJJ: “Kamsamnida”
TG: “The first thing you must learn to say is: “Thank you my sexy guide; I love you”
and “Will you marry me Ms Shuheilove?” And I have to say ¡¡YES!!!
Then you can go to the florist to buy some red roses for me (
TG: Back to earth ” If you are thirsty you must ask for a cold drink Mr. Kim”
“If you want to eat a delicious lunch, you can ask for Ajiaco or Puchero”
“If you’re feeling tired, you can say you want to go back to your hotel room with me… ¡YES!”
“If you need room service, you can ask me to bring what you want to your room, with me included”
“Mr. Kim, please excuse me. I am giving you a great amount of info in such a little time….”
“I also want you to know if anytime you’re feeling sad or lonely, I will be by your side always”.
KJJ: “Thanks Ms. Shuheilove. Somehow I have the funny feeling that if I use the words you’ve taught me, I’ll be having you as my companion all the time”.
TG: ” I can assure you Mr. Kim that you won’t be dissapointed”.
Nadya (@ndy_cn)
June 25, 2012I will teach him how to use pick up lines that very famous in my country, in case he wants to give it a try to his pretty and sexy tour guide (*ahem*me*ahem).
First I will teach him some basic greetings like hello, thank you, good morning, hi sexy gorgeous, good night, and so on. And then the pick up lines:
“You can be my burger king and I can be your mc donald, you have it your way and I’m lovin’ it” (gross, I know but it’s PG anyway)
or the milder and cheesy one:
“Don’t you feel tired? Cause you have been running in my mind all the time~” (awww if JJ said that to me, I will melt on the spot),
“I’m sure your father is a cop, why? cause you put my heart in your prison”
And many other cheesy pick up lines that will put any girl have a goosebumps. Hope with that he can get a sexy girlfriend at the end of his trip
Chibi
June 25, 2012What about some really mexican sayings? They’re funny and pretty useful xD:
“Entre menos burros mas olotes” (The less donkeys, more corncobs) the less people are, the more I get what I want, like food, money, etc.
“El muerto al hoyo y el vivo al pollo” (The death to the hole and the living to the chicken xD) it means to live the present and leave the past behind.
“Quien come y canta, loco se levanta” (Who eats and sings, ends up crazy) because it’s impolite to sing or make too much noise while eating lol
missadbsk
June 25, 2012I’d teach me how to say: I am the best. since he is the best (x3) I’d teach him to say thank and I love u. since i know he loves all of us
. I’d teach him to say “please be healthy and happy” since he cares so much for us ^3^ and I would teach him a cute cheesy pick up line so he could hit on us to make us feel special(like: are your legs tired fan:no jae: they should be they have been running all through my dreams x3) xD. besides all of that I would teach him to say lets all stick together because I know for sure he wants us to stay by his side ^—^ (and we always will! :3)
claritavie
June 25, 2012When JJ come to my country i would like to teach him
1. Of Course i will teach him to introduce himself: ” Hello, my name is Kim jaejoong”,
” I am looking for a wife now ” and translate to him the meaning are “hello, my name is Kim Jaejoong”"nice to meet you”.
2. “You are so beautifull” and tell him that is the word for ” Thank You” in my native language and just ask him to say it to ajumma on a store or market when he bought something and if that is a man just ask him to change it to ” You are so handsome” at least it will give impression for people you know like shock effect it will stick to peoples memory.
i know i such an evil teaching JJ in the wrong way ^^
Len
June 25, 2012I will teach him sentences that is useful and make it seems like he lived there,
-Drought, sunny rain, hot spring, burning summer, burning fall, hot winter…a phrase that explained it all is ” Houston’s Weather”
-Also some common Spanish phrase since Spanish is like a second-language
-Phrases about the Astros, Dynamo, Texans, Rodeo, NASA, and things that are well known because I know that Jaejoong would appreciate learning and he always respects the culture of the place he is staying at.
-”Y’all” with a country accent since I think he will sound really cute~ x)
Saya Jaejoong
June 25, 2012Well my country is Mexico so I’ll teach him this phrases:
- I love tacos (Amo los tacos)
- Where is the bathroom?
- I want “garnachas”
- I like beer and chile
- What´s up baby?
- Please take care of me
- Chichén Itzá is so beautiful
- I love mexican girls
- This country have one of seven new wonders of world
- I´m so in love with my guide
After that I prefer listen his doubts and teach him all that he want
Kim Bella
June 25, 2012… if Jaejoong will tour in my country and i hired to be his language teacher, I’ll teach him to say :
1. “Apa Kabar ?” [in english is How are you ?]
2. “Terima Kasih” [in english is Thank You]
3. “Saya Cinta Gajah” [in english is I Love Elephant]
4. “Saya Cinta Kalian Semua” [in english is I Love You All]
and the last, ^.^
5. “Saya Cinta Indonesia” [in english is I Love Indonesia]
Alonso Jaer
June 25, 2012O nice question, phrases like:
LOVE
- I´m falling in love with you
- I really like this country/ girl/food/music/place
- What do you like about me?
PLACES
- Where am I?
- What is the importance of this site?
- Tell me a few horror leyends
FOOD
- Is tasty and exotic
- I don´t like this
- What is the name of this strange meal?
APPEARANCE
- I´m so fucking sexy
- Excuse me for be extremely hot and cute at same time
- I know that you want me
Khanh Kelly
June 25, 2012I’ll teach him “Hello”, but I won’t to teach him “Goodbye”.
I’ll teach him “I love you” and say it means “Thank you”.
Then I can feel the tingles every time I bring him water.
I’ll teach him “Hold me” and show him exactly what it means,
knowing I have an excuse and he can’t refuse.
I’ll teach him some light swearwords, since it’s fun and guys learn them fast.
Lastly, I’ll translate “In Heaven” and give it to him as a souvenir, promising if he ever sings it in my language, I would … give discounts on my language course.
Cinty Bishop (@CintyBishop)
June 25, 2012I´m from Mexico and the phrases will be:
- ¡Viva México!
- I love tequila
- This country have two of the seven wonders of the world Chichén Itzá and I
- I´m a macho, macho men XD
- I eat green mole
- I love tamales canarios
- I´m in love with elephants
- Come here babe
- I´m cute and hottest
- Thank´s for be with me
- Mexico it´s a beautiful place
- I was in Cancun
- Mexican women are sexys
- I eat chile and chocolate
Desiree Santos (@imnotdesiree)
June 25, 2012Aside from the basic “Hello”, “Goodbye”, “Thank you” and “I love you” to say to his fans,I’d teach Jaejoong how to express his opinions like “I prefer this better”or “I don’t like this”;even when he’s trying on clothes at a store he’d want to ask “What do you think?” or “Does this make my butt look big?” xD To express his gratitude towards international fans, I’ll teach him phrases he usually says in Korea like “Please continue to love and support us.” and “We will see you again” I would also teach him useful phrases if he’s lost like”Excuse me? I’m looking for this. Could you please help me?” and also what to say when you first meet someone like “Nice to meet you” and “How are you?” But, just for fun(and to punish him), I’ll make him say “What’s up baby?” “You want me, I want you?” to random people if he mispronounces a word or phrase xD However, I can’t teach him everything all at once; so he’ll have to hire me full time if he’s staying longer in my country ^^
✿☆ســـــــآلي ☆✿ (@sally_saudi)
June 25, 2012I will teach him JAE_ILOVE YOU_احــــــــــــــــــــبـــــــــــــك
This word is necessary
THANK YOU _شــــــــــــكــــــرا
هـــــــــاي HI
The names of the food. Haha some simple curses.
You will marry you Sally سوف اتزوجك يا سالي
mhinejae
June 25, 2012When that time comes, I want him to know on how to say “Hi” “Hello” “How are you?” in our language” and of course on how to say “I love you” & “Thank you”.
But the best thing I really want him to learn from me/in our country is not just beautiful words, but I want him to know how all his fans love him, especially all the cassie fans here in our country. How we value the man standing in front of him, how we cherish all his hard work. And we want him to know how thank you we are for having the opportunity being his fans. ^^
Jae-is-Mine (Jae&JYJ/DBSK)
June 26, 2012When the sun shines warmly in the morning, I will teach Jaejoong to say:
Good morning love! Let’s eat out. The day is so wonderful!
When the sun shines mercilessly at noon, I will teach Jaejoong to say:
The sun shines so bright but my heart is content to have you with me.
When the sun sets in the evening, I will teach Jaejoong to say:
Evening has come my sweetheart, but my feeling will never subside.
When the dinner is over, I will teach Jaejoong to say:
Good night my sweet darling. Dream of me in your sleep.
OF
June 26, 2012if he comes to my city, there is no need to learn anything. I can speak Korean so will be his translator. I will bring him to all the KTV around because he sings so well and he can enjoy. he can choose songs in many languages such as Chinese, English, Cantonese, Indian or Malay if he already knew and there are Japanese or Korean songs available too….sing without strtours once it’s a tour….ah….just let him sing and sing happily everafter….and may he remember Singapore
OF
June 26, 2012sorry resend, typo error
if he comes to my city, there is no need to learn anything. I can speak Korean so will be his translator. I will bring him to all the KTV around because he sings so well and he can enjoy. he can choose songs in many languages such as Chinese, English, Cantonese, Indian or Malay if he already knew and there are Japanese or Korean songs available too….sing without *stress* since it’s a tour….ah….just let him sing and sing happily everafter….and may he remember Singapore
Kasuki Chan
June 26, 2012I will teach him some one german tongue twister. in english you can’t see how hart it is to speak this one, but I write it down “weddingdress is weddingdress and blue flower is blue flower” (in german: Brautkleid bleibt Brautkleid und Blaukraut bleibt Blaukraut) I think he will learn this and it will sound perfekt.I also will try to teach him the dialect of berlin.
Stephanie Wermann
June 26, 2012If JaeJoong would visit Berlin (Germany) again, I would teach him the famous sentence which John F. Kennedy said during his speech in Berlin: “I am a Berliner” (Berliner = a citizen of Berlin) the original sentence was in German though “Ich bin ein Berliner”. Since it is famous and maybe hard to pronounce but still important for the city, I would teach him the German one. ^^
XXXholic
June 26, 2012hello “asalam alaikum”
thank you “shukrya”
how are you all? “aap sub kaise hain?”
Besides the normal everyday phrases, i would want to teach him the names of different foods here. And also teach him some of the cheesy lines in the advertisements. it’ll fun to hear him sing some of the local songs too.
But honestly most of the people Pakistan understand English just fine, so it’ll be really interesting hearing jaejoong speak English.
hilya96
June 26, 2012He is alwais kind, so i would teach him some polite phrases like “Thank you” and “i’m sorry”
he is cute, so i would teach him some sayngs that people think are funny
he is handsome, so i would teach him some cool phrases
he loves his friends and fans and always care about them, so i would teach him how to say “I love you”, “i hope you are fine” and “you can always rely on me”
but he is human after all, so i would also teach him how to say “i’m upset” or “i don’t like it”
Vy Nguyen
June 26, 2012Warning: I don’t intend to offend Jaejoong, or anyone not speaking in English. I’m not a native speaker myself. ^^ This is just for fun, inspired from the way Jaejoong spoke English during the US concerts. Please don’t count the warning for word limit. ^^
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Girl: “Please repeat.” *clears throat* “I love you.”
Jae: “I loafu.”
“You look beautiful.”
“No. Me han-som. Men-liiiiii.”
“I like Jamba juice.”
“I lai-ku…Jam-a-jut-su?”
“What a fun party! Would you like to dance?”
“Watta fun bo-dy!!! Wud yu lai-ku dan-su?”
“I don’t have Junsu’s butts. You can’t make me wear skinny jeans.”
“I…but-stu …Junsu? …Yu…chunie Doc-to Jin?”
“Hmm…Why do I feel like you’re playing with me?”
Jae: “No, of course not, teacher. I just thought girls love guys with cute accent?”
*speaks all slick in perfect English, then smirks, then charms Girl with a blink*
Girl: *dazed*
Ronnette Matignas
June 26, 2012aside from basic phrases he needs to learn like hello, how are you?, thank you, i love you!, i’ll teach him how to ask questions like where are we going? what time is it? what are we going to eat? how will i do this? & most of all i’ll teach him pickup lines so if he wants to get to know some girls he’ll definitely catches their attention. Example: “hello miss! you got a jersey?(if girl answered “jersey? why?”)”because I need your name & number” OMG! I’ll be jealous but who knows he might use it for me.keke^^,
asukasukisu
June 26, 2012Some phrases are so cliché that you may think they’re dull. But I think phrases like “hello, how are you?”, “my name is Jaejoong”, “are you happy?” and “thank you” are a must. “I love you” though is also kind of cliché will still be working to make fangirls (maybe fanboys) go crazy
Aside from that I’ll teach him how to say “all the girls here are pretty”, gosh imagine how we’re gonna hysterically scream after he said that particular phrase. And last, since Jaejoong likes elephant, I’m gonna teach him how to say “elephant”.
Chika Dark
June 26, 2012Please: This phrase open you the doors everywhere
Thank you: To express your gratitude
I love you: Only with your loved one
I need go to the bathroom: For your basic needs
I´m so sexy: To describe your appearance
Passion: Word to express things or feelings for do something that fill your spirit
I wanna be your friend: For special people that share your likes or dislikes
I´m the best cook ever: For be proud about your habilities in kitchen
Will you marry me?: To say thank you at your guide
I´m a God: Kim Jae Joong
kareen
June 26, 2012i will teach him all the dialects in singapore! and also singlish! (singaporean english!). i guess i will be laughing my ass off when jaejoong is learning the pronunciation of hokkien, cantonese, teochew, hainanese and all:)
First i will teach: “kiss me” and i will translate it to “hi”. and tell him that it’s a must to say this “phrase” whenever you see your fan to be polite.
i wanna see how he will get random kiss and still don’t know what happen.
afterthat i will just teach whatever he wanna learn.
at the end of the city tour, i will ask him if he remember the phrase and say it to me again.
then i will kiss him and reveal the truth:)
the whole idea is to troll him( i guess most of the girls are well behaved around him, so wanna be special).
Maybe he might be attracted to me! haha!
kareen
June 26, 2012my email: kareenchan_kailin@hotmail.com! maybe bcos i typed my email wrongly so i didnt get the prize? haha! jk, just wanna bluff myself
Jaejoong lover
June 26, 2012Obviously I’ll teach him the necessary phrases but also:
Je t’aime- I love you
Je veux danser- I wanna dance
Je suis sexy- I´m sexy
Il va il avance!- Fighting!
S´il vous plaít- Please
Je suis folle per Mario Kart- I´m crazy for Mario Kart
DoctorRin 팬티슬립 닥터린 (@seobaerin)
June 26, 2012I would teach Jaejoong corny old slang.^^
To introduce his members: “This is my brother from another mother…”
If something is really hot/cold/big/small/etc.: “That’s hella…”
If someone is upset: “Don’t freak out,” “Chill out,” “Take a chill pill,” or “Why you trippin’?” (He’d be so funny saying these!)
If someone bothers him: “You got beef?”
If they continue to bother him: “You’re dead meat!” “You want a piece of me?” (Yes!^^)
If something’s cool: “That’s the bomb!”
If he’s surprised: “Oh, snap!”
When he needs a comeback for a friendly insult: “So is your face.”
In case he meets Will Smith: “Smell you later!”
When he has to leave: “I gotta dip,” or “I gotta bounce”
And for his fans: “Nobody puts baby in a corner.” ~*sigh*~ XD
jaechagie
June 26, 2012JJ :I’m Hero Jaejoong
me: I’M SUPERHERO
JJ : Yah!It’s my real name!
me : s-sorry…. I’m zaskia
JJ : chagiya *zaskia sounds like chagiya*
me : *blushing*
JJ : Ehm.. can you teach me bahasa Indonesia?
me : what do you wanna say?
JJ : how about “I love you”
me : It’s “Aku cinta padamu” can you say it?
JJ : A-aku cinta pada-mu
me : AKU JUGA MENCINTAIMUUUUUU!!! (ILY too) *HUGS*
JJ : sorry..can you release your hands?
me : Oops.. *blushing*
JJ : *cough*
me : Jaejoongssi,how to say “I love you” in Korean?
JJ : saranghae..
me : NADO SARANGHAE *throwing heartshaped*
JJ : ?
tiffani (@tiffanichan)
June 26, 2012Jaejoong-ah, Junsu already know about ‘Pohon Kelapa’, do you know what is POHON KELAPA means?
P means Please
O means olling
H means h-in
O means lOve
N means witn me
K means keep in
E means eye, I
L means love u
A means always
P means Porever
A means ahem ^__^V
Tiffanichan from Indonesia
tiffani (@tiffanichan)
June 26, 2012pohon kelapa–the real meaning is Coconut Tree ^__^v
Flora
June 26, 2012Assuming Jaejoong already knew the very basic phrases, I’d like to go on and teach him things that would be helpful for when he goes shopping, such as “how much is this?” “where are the change rooms?” and “do you have smaller/larger size?”. I would also make sure Jaejoong knew how to count numbers in English so when he arrives at the cash register, he’d have no trouble paying in Australian dollars! And just for fun, I would also have to teach him the Aussie greeting “g’day mate!”.
niadeea
June 26, 2012I would teach him essential things he NEEDS to know: “May I have some palinca (an alcoholic drink specific to Romania)?” “Would you like to drink with me?” “Can I have more?” “I think I’m drunk” “I might be falling… for you”
)) “Here, kitty, kitty, kitty!” “You make me happy!” and “Can we have this forever?” 
lilyh8
June 26, 2012there is usually a translator with him right? and he knows the basic english words, what is important to any country is for him to learn not only the basic words but the culture as well. if he came to my country he wouldnt even need to learn anything; but let me just be by his side at all times..!also learn thank you and i love you in my language..♥♥♥
Mays
June 26, 2012i would teach him to say “hello mrs.Kim”and “u’re sexy” hehe,i wouldn’t tell him the meaning of it though
and of course i would teach him the usuall stuff like: i love you – ana bahebak
hi – merhabba
i’m happy- ana mabsoot
u’re the best – ante al afdl
bye – bye maa al salama
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